A Very Larry Christmas

A Very Larry Christmas is the name of the 2004 CD that was released on November 16th, 2004, by Larry The Cable Guy and Warner Bros. =Synapsis= =Track Listing= =Words=
 * 1) "Christmas Commentary" - 2:25
 * 2) "The Christmas Story" - 2:16
 * 3) "Santy for a Day" - 1:38
 * 4) "Oh Holy Crap" - 0:15
 * 5) "Fat Holiday Relatives" - 1:29
 * 6) "Singing Christmas Tree" - 1:35
 * 7) "A Letter to Shania Twain" - 2:23
 * 8) "O Little Girl from Birmingham" - 0:21
 * 9) "Waiter Commentary" - 1:33
 * 10) "Donny the Retard" - 0:09
 * 11) "******-Off Christmas Poem" - 1:39
 * 12) "The Most Wonderful ***" - 0:18
 * 13) "****** Bar Christmas" - 2:09
 * 14) "Easy-to-Assemble" - 1:52
 * 15) "The First ***** Santy Claus" - 0:16
 * 16) "Fruitcake Commentary" - 2:07
 * 17) "Santy Claus, Santy Claus" - 2:25
 * 18) "I ****** My Pants" - 0:25
 * 19) "Christmas Weight Gain" - 1:34
 * 20) "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" - 2:07
 * 21) "On the First Day of Christmas" - 0:08
 * 22) "Redneck Santa Claus" - 1:09
 * 23) "Hark, The Hairlip Angel" - 0:10
 * 24) "A Letter to Santa Claus" - 1:44
 * 25) "Sticks and Horse Turds" - 1:23
 * 26) "Call a Doctor" - 0:18
 * 27) "Gift Giving" - 2:12
 * 28) "I Wish My Mother-in-Law'd Get Hit by a Car" - 0:28

"O Holy Crap"
"Oh Holy Crap! I think I got a fla-a-at Tire and I'm in the middle of a Puetra-Rican Neighborhood!"

-Larry The Cable Guy, singing.

"On the First Day of Christmas"
"On the fist day of Christmas, Clap, and I left 'er!"

-Larry The Cable Guy, Singing